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  1. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

    Twiglets.......
     
  3. Carl

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    Mistaken identity?
     
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    "I reckon I could fit at least two of the tubs of Ben & Jerry's that I have in my fridge-freezer into this cone when I get it home"
     
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    I think it's great that an entire cross section of society have been given the opportunity to carry the Olympic torch, and represent their community.

    That said......

    Torch.jpg
     
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    Breaking News:

    Horror as Olympic torch bearer trips over, then rocks herself to sleep, trying to get up.​
     
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    "And this is the actual chicken bone that was lodged in my throat. My doctors say that if it hadn't been found, it would have been a mere matter of decades before I starved to death. I would like to say a big thank you to the doctors of the royal veterinary college and a special hug to the brave boys of the Devonport Navy Yards Tug-of-War team for administrating the Heimlich Maneuver."
     
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    "Quick, put it out... My toblerone is melting!!!"
     
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    HEY! whose stolen the ice cream out of my cornet?
     
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    See. i told you drinking a yard of ale was a piece of piss!
     
  11. Villan

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    Crowds gather to see britains great white hope for the 100m kfc bucket o chicken relay
     
  12. Remal

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    Love them
     
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    From the official lady on the left,

    "Bloody hell. I wish that BMW would turn its lights off. I can see the shadow of her enormous camel toe on the road"
     
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    "And this is the actual peg leg that Ahab made for himself after I ate his real one".
     

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