Trying it on Cheeky f*cks

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  1. SIDEWAYS

    SIDEWAYS Senior Member

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    Had two cheeky f*cks trying it on this week.
    First lady rings and asks how much to change two tubes? Bloody hard 700 tyres on it.Done the job cheaper than usual cos I quoted her.Then she comes back with an identical bike with a rear puncture and says its gone down.My tube was not in that tyre cos it's a different tube than what I use.Mine are Aero and Kenda love not ching yang.Another tenner please!Cheeky bitch!
    Lad brings bike in asks me to put a tyre on the back wheel.What he didn't tell me is that it has a puncture too.Found that out when I went to do it this morning.He would say later on it keeps going down and getting a tube fitted for nowt.Anyone else had any cheeky f*cks cos they are out there?
     
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    It must be a southern thing this. I dropped my pay packet on Deansgate in Manchester and would you believe it .I went back 3 weeks later and they had curved the new yellow road markings around it.
     
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    Thats cos they've never seen a pay packet before.;)
     
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    Ha!! The first to bite ,love it.
     
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    I had one this morning. Needs a big print done by Friday. Explained that it's normally a three day turnaround and tomorrow and Friday I'm working exclusively with another client but if he got it to me today, I could do it.

    "Oh no," he says. "I haven't shot it yet. I was going to shoot it on Thursday afternoon. I just wanted to see if I could have it by Friday."
     

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