Whatever turns you on!

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  1. dave d

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    #1 dave d, Dec 23, 2013
  2. Muffking

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    For 10 minutes, he's obviously not very good at it :eek:
     
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  3. dave d

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    MMMmmm Sainsburys Taste the difference!
     
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  4. Jase

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    I wonder if he went in for a lambshank:D
     
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  5. SIDEWAYS

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    What a cock. Walking around with mess in his pants.Dirty cnut.
     
    #5 SIDEWAYS, Dec 23, 2013
  6. sinewave

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    It's his poor Grand Kids I feel sorry for!

    Imagine the shyte they're getting at School off their mates avin Grandpappy plastered all over the papers for avin a Wank in the local Supermarket?

    It'll fuck em up for life poor twats! :(
     
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  7. SIDEWAYS

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    I've heard of "you shoot what you eat" but that aint it.
     
    #7 SIDEWAYS, Dec 23, 2013
  8. Garyb

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    Clean up isle four!

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  9. Repsol Rob

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    Always wanted to know the real identity of Ivor Biggun !! :D
     
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  10. martinowen

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    Can only go shopping now if supervised by an adult
     
    #10 martinowen, Dec 24, 2013
  11. t0m541

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    If he any kind of imagination he could have said he had a ferret down his trousers and was trying to stop it wriggling about ...



    Possibly !!

    On a similar note....a woman was seen having a sh**e in our local Tesco a couple of years ago in the fizzy drink aisle....
    which is the only aisle without a camera...another shopper saw her and told the staff, they never caught her though...

    Scruffy cow....
     
    #11 t0m541, Dec 24, 2013
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    Seeing as how he was doing it in the meat aisle does that make it necrophilia, beastiality or both :eek:
     
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  13. Remal

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    Loving the replys


















    but don't knock it till u tried it ;)
     
    #13 Remal, Dec 24, 2013
  14. graemewalker

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    how martin did you get ya card sorted out bud plenty of tins of quality street here for ya,have to get rid or i will put 3 stone on no good on a 600
     
    #14 graemewalker, Dec 24, 2013
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    Got off lightly I reckon
     
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  16. flynn07

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    Yeah he deffo got off!!

    Tom whats wrong with having a shave in a supermarket:rolleyes:
     
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  17. t0m541

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    It's what she was shaving LOL :)
     
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