In Yorkshire, ravers have been speeding up the effects of Extacy by injecting it in their mouth with a hypodermic needle. The police are calling it .... " E by gum "
I gave my wife a big hug last night and told her that I loved her. Ecstasy can make you do some pretty f*&ked up stuff. The Times Online has a headline this morning that reads- 'Alcohol and cigarettes 'worse than Ecstasy'' No shit, ecstasy's awesome!
Lance Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well while on drugs. I tried it once, hit a dog and fell in the canal.
Tesco are giving treble Clubcard points on burgers and petrol from Monday. The deal is called 'Only fuel and horses'.
You just can't win.......we're always being told to wear something bright at night, so last night going to the pub i wore a long white mac, white hat, white scarf and white trousers, on the way home i was run over by a f@@kin snowplough!!! Mornin!