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  1. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    Was she wearing a pair of these by any chance:

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    #1261 Freedom of choice, Jan 10, 2013
  2. Remal

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    looks like Ken's double that does
     
    #1262 Remal, Jan 10, 2013
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    Nah, glasses aren't thick enough.
     
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  4. steve b

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    i went to a dyslexic rave last saturday,everybody was on f
     
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  5. lambeth longshanks

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    That is so pants, Steve, that one of my eyes hurts.

    Actually, both.
     
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  6. kpone

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    Plms!
     
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  7. callumw

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    In Yorkshire, ravers have been speeding up the effects of Extacy by injecting it in their mouth with a hypodermic needle.

    The police are calling it .... " E by gum " :D
     
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  8. phantom

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    I gave my wife a big hug last night and told her that I loved her.

    Ecstasy can make you do some pretty f*&ked up stuff.




    The Times Online has a headline this morning that reads-

    'Alcohol and cigarettes 'worse than Ecstasy''

    No shit, ecstasy's awesome!
     
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  9. Freedom of choice

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  10. lambeth longshanks

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    See what you've started, Steve?



    Hope you're happy.
     
    #1270 lambeth longshanks, Jan 13, 2013
  11. Remal

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    Good news , Tesco are accepting HMV vouchers, you just need to tell them its Horse Meat Vouchers.
     
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    Locals in Exeter ,Rejoice as the recent rain fall subsides for a while.
     
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    Tesco burgers aren't that bad, but I'm not so keen on their quarter pandas.
     
    #1274 callumw, Jan 18, 2013
  15. Remal

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    Lance Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well while on drugs. I tried it once, hit a dog and fell in the canal.
     
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    Mint!
     
    #1276 Givover, Jan 19, 2013
  17. dave d

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    New releases this week at Blockbuster............



    The Staff !!!!!!!!
     
    #1277 dave d, Jan 19, 2013
  18. Remal

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    #1278 Remal, Jan 20, 2013
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    Tesco are giving treble Clubcard points on burgers and petrol from Monday.

    The deal is called 'Only fuel and horses'.
     
    #1279 Remal, Jan 20, 2013
  20. dave d

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    You just can't win.......we're always being told to wear something bright at night, so last night going to the pub i wore a long white mac, white hat, white scarf and white trousers, on the way home i was run over by a f@@kin snowplough!!! Mornin!
     
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