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  1. kpone

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    That'll be a WRX-L
     
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    Would you tackle that Ken?
     
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    Anone for Tennis?[​IMG][/IMG]
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    Yeah, f**k it. I've swum with dolphins, diving with whales is the next logical step. Any love is good love, babe, and you're a long time dead.

    Mind you, Mrs Ken's working away all this week. That might be skewing my judgement.
     
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    I take it you are on the Nectar?
     
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    Hey, do you honestly think she'd be that turned on for me.

    A fine looking lady like that'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.

    Probably the one with the mop on that she washes under her folds with.
     
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    Awwww that is just sooooo cute ... I can't remember having done anything so bad to look that sorry
     
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    We need her name
     
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    Gonna write her fan mail Remal, or just a harmless bit of web-stalking?
     
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    [​IMG]

    might do vino lol
     
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    In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheeps bladder.
    However in 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
     
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    Eyyyyy thats below the belt lol
     
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    it's just a joke. many of my good friends are sheep shaggers also :)
     
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    I still think that's a bit unfair, Matt. I tend to think of Dan more in a lonely, sensitive, quiet Mike Oldfieldish kind of way. Which makes him more of a sister shagger.
     
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    Love it.
    Not so sure Dan will though!!
     
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    Should i be getting worried here Ken ? Ha Ha
     
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    If he knocks at your door I would worry lol
     
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    Not as much as Sally Oldfield should.
     
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    I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. Ithought 'Thats Aboriginal'
     
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    Batman came up to me and hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW ?? He said 'no, i've got china in my hand!
     
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