Yeah, f**k it. I've swum with dolphins, diving with whales is the next logical step. Any love is good love, babe, and you're a long time dead. Mind you, Mrs Ken's working away all this week. That might be skewing my judgement.
Hey, do you honestly think she'd be that turned on for me. A fine looking lady like that'll be beating them off with a shitty stick. Probably the one with the mop on that she washes under her folds with.
In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheeps bladder. However in 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
I still think that's a bit unfair, Matt. I tend to think of Dan more in a lonely, sensitive, quiet Mike Oldfieldish kind of way. Which makes him more of a sister shagger.
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. Ithought 'Thats Aboriginal'
Batman came up to me and hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW ?? He said 'no, i've got china in my hand!