The trick, in my experience is to just pop a Toilet Duck into your gusset. Keeps you fresh and keeps the flies away.
Well that'll teach you to mention pants with us sick perverts listening in, Jo. It's a harsh lesson I know but better you learn it now than when Givover comes knocking on your door with his overnight bag. It makes Harold Shipman's Gladstone look like Paris Hilton's Vuitton.
i was going to suggest a funny comment like I also keep the wifes dildo under the seat. THEN GOOGLED dildo under bike seat and thought I better not!!!!
i was going to suggest a funny comment like I also keep the wifes dildo under the seat. THEN GOOGLED dildo under bike seat and thought I better not!!!! lol. why stick it under the seat, mine fits in my pocket! nah, sick perverts are people who eat cottage cheese urggghhhh disgusting stuff!!
What's a dildo? does it improve performance and do they come in carbon? Or am I on the wrong thread.............?