What do you keep under your pillion seat/cowl

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  1. kpone

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    The trick, in my experience is to just pop a Toilet Duck into your gusset. Keeps you fresh and keeps the flies away.
     
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  2. Hobey600

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    this conversation is going soooo wrong lol
     
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    Well that'll teach you to mention pants with us sick perverts listening in, Jo.

    It's a harsh lesson I know but better you learn it now than when Givover comes knocking on your door with his overnight bag. It makes Harold Shipman's Gladstone look like Paris Hilton's Vuitton.
     
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    i was going to suggest a funny comment like I also keep the wifes dildo under the seat. THEN GOOGLED dildo under bike seat [​IMG] and thought I better not!!!!
     
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    Good grief. That specific a search and still 79400 hits!
     
  6. Hobey600

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    i was going to suggest a funny comment like I also keep the wifes dildo under the seat. THEN GOOGLED dildo under bike seat and thought I better not!!!!


    lol. why stick it under the seat, mine fits in my pocket!:D

    nah, sick perverts are people who eat cottage cheese :eek: urggghhhh disgusting stuff!!
     
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    Brilliant LOLOLOL
     
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    What's a dildo? does it improve performance and do they come in carbon? Or am I on the wrong thread.............?
     

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