2013 Numpty of the year award - the nomination thread

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  1. kpone

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    I do fear you may have missed a golden opportunity here, Ratser, for turning around one of their favourite put downs on us back on her.

    A quick, "Well, if you tidied up behind yourself, it would never have happened", would have elevated you to 'top bloke' status immediately, even if posthumously.
     
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  2. kpone

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    No Zips, everybody knows that.

    Sorry...
     
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  3. martinowen

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    Yep sorry mate your a dumb ass ;)
     
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  4. thezipsteruk

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    bloomin smart A**e moderators!
     
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  5. Freedom of choice

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    Never mind that Ken, I am far more concerned that you never noticed your Mrs fingers nudging your back side, interestingly you didn’t mention if you had a grin on your face when you returned. I might give you the benefit of doubt and put you on the list, if for no other reason other than it made me laugh.
     
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  6. Freedom of choice

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    2013 Numpty of the year award

    1. And7RP2 - Running out of fuel on a track day
    2. Remal - Tilt switch and 10 amp fuse
    3. Freedom - CR1000R heat shield and dropped battery bolt
    4. Carl - Not putting his side stand down correctly (for the second time)
    5. Zipster - Salt and warm water combo
    6. ColinBR - Flapper solenoid
    7. Martin – Drunken broken wrist, not one, but 2 at the same time
    8. Lambeth – Socks and sandals
    9. SteveB - Trying to start his bike like a car
    10. Ratser - Lack of feeling in his arse
     
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  7. phantom

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    he's right I am sorry to say
     
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  8. kpone

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    A cheeky finger is obviously common enough to be unnoticeable. Particularly a leather clad one.
     
    #48 kpone, Jul 16, 2013
  9. Ratser

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    We are both sitting here laughing at some of the replies here.
    Am just glad I found the other one or else I would have ended up with a fireblade up my arse rather than a finger.
     
    #49 Ratser, Jul 16, 2013
  10. Freedom of choice

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    Numpty Award.......it’s a fail I am afraid. No tick, no star and a must try harder only. Better luck next time.
     
    #50 Freedom of choice, Jul 16, 2013
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    That might be true in your world Ken, in mine, I tend to notice these things, maybe I should ask her to cut her nails....either that or put my leather gloves on.
     
    #51 Freedom of choice, Jul 16, 2013
  12. kpone

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    I've just probably been b***f****d more frequently, then...
     
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    I think I have to nominate Garyb for - (re)moving a post about R&G crash bungs
     
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  14. phantom

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    I missed that one?
     
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    #55 martinowen, Jul 22, 2013
  16. Garyb

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    I have nothing to offer for my defence your honour ;)
     
    #56 Garyb, Jul 22, 2013
  17. phantom

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    Oh dear......someone give him a training manual lmao
     
    #57 phantom, Jul 23, 2013
  18. Alblade

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    Some new contenders to add from Oulton Park today..

    Andy (again) - Not for crashing his bike on the right side, but for managing to knock it off its side stand onto its left side while fixing damage on right hand side
    Yorkshire Tyke - Again not for crashing (but could add that one) - but for starting bike in gear and it crashing back down onto its left hand side (again)
     
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  19. phantom

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    lol a lot of bike dropping going on
     
    #59 phantom, Aug 1, 2013
  20. Yorkshire Tyke

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    Misfortune comes to us all al... I just hope when it comes to you I'm there ready with a camera and my counter nomination!! :)
     
    #60 Yorkshire Tyke, Aug 6, 2013
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