Funny, that Icarus. We've just been trotting up the ltd edition prints I've got on the walls. Now I'm going to have to hide them from Jeanette.
A Donington track day with my mates. A hotel for us all close to the track, enough beer for us all for the night. No sign, phone calls, texts, emails or other messages from the wife. I'll phone her once and thats it, just to say thanks and how are the kids? Its similar to the question, "What do you want for Fathers Day?" Answer: "To be left the f**k alone!"
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What about.......... A blow job? Oh, and a day at a wheeli school, followed up with a few beers, a reet good curry and a blow job?
I can get a blow job from the wife a lot more often than i can a track day with my mates and a full night of non involement from her.
It came and it went: We left home and it rained. We arrived at the ferry and it rained. We arrived in France and it rained. We arrived in Le Touquet and it rained. We stayed at the Westminster which is the grand old 4* hotel on the edge of town, upgraded room. We had plenty to eat and drink on the first night. Knock on the door the next morning and in walked a couple of maids, ah ha I thought, here comes the birthday Gobbling Teasmade girls, but alas they had only brought breakfast including a bottle of champagne that L had arranged. After breakfast, we wandered into town a little light headed after topping up the night before alcohol levels. Walked round the town and along the disserted beach and it didn’t rain. On the way back through town I brought Ling a ring (no not a wedding ring, I wasn’t that pissed ) from a jewellers for her imminent birthday. Then it rained again. Quick light lunch and back to the hotel to visit the pool, hot tub and sauna, followed by an afternoon “nap” birthday style. In the evening we went to Perard the wonderful fish place I have mentioned before for the Sea food platter washed down with more shampoo. During the walk back to the hotel it rained again. Next morning we left after breakfast with the sun out we headed back up the coast road to the ferry and the sun still stayed out. Picked up some wine and had a kip on the ferry then back up to the Fens. Other then the rain we had a great time and now I just have to wait for the huge credit card bill to arrive. What did I get for my birthday? From my best mates kids, a fiver that they donated from their pocket money From my mother, a cheque for 50 quid ! My kids called me to wish happy birthday – one of the best presents. From Ling, 50 bags of Maltesers, some of which she had made into a Malteser tree, a pair of cool McLaren shoes, the afternoon “nap” and the big present is yet to come once I make my mind up what the hell I want. All in all a great birthday.
