Anyway, getting back on topic, sort of.... The bike rebuild has been put back slightly. 2 little 'hic cups'.... 1. Some cnut has bust into my shed and nicked my socket set, torque wrench, paddock stands and a few other bits n bobs. 2. At work yesterday and heard a crack, then felt the pain. My big toe was starting to knit (albeit slowly and wrong shape) but I think I might have snapped it again. Bugger. Not bothered aboit the tootsie so much.....fetch my tools back you BASTIDS!!!!!!
Fcuk me Blaggs, of late known to his friends as Lucky. Sorry mate but I have just laughed so hard I swear I just pulled a muscle. Ling just looked at me and started laughing at the tears rolling down my face holding my side. It really is not your time is it fella. If I was you I would be sacking that angel on your shoulders, she just aint even trying to fulfil her basic KPI’s, closing the curtains and building myself an air raid shelter in the corner out of cushions. Oh, and one other thing, that Easter egg your eying up. Don’t do it, we wouldn’t want you chocking on all that chocolate now would we. I feel for you mate, but you have to admit bad things tend to come in three’s and I for one was holding my breath after the stolen tools to see what it was going to be. Good luck, your going to need it.
Blaggers. The man you never want to be stood next to in a field during a thunder storm. Bad luck your having man.
