Haha........He would need to do a bit of mountaineering to find the thing in the cave then do some mining and excavation works to get it out into the day light again before he can do anything to bring it back up to scratch!
Lovely bike mate. A great choice. i love my NC30 and I will never sell it. Make sure you have a look at Rick Olivers website and get yourself onto 400greybike forum. Here is mine.