Burglary

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Devil, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. tandbiskits

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    Shoot first, then ask questions!
     
  2. Horney

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    Ha ha that's quality!

    Agreed with the others tread carefully as you don't want something to get out of hand you could end up in serious trouble. Remember there may be more than a couple of them aswell.




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  3. kpone

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    Perhaps the cruelest thing of all would be to let them take the bike

    And them watch them try to get Bennetts to insure it for them.

    That'll teach them.
     
  4. arthurbikemad

    arthurbikemad A very helpful Gent

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    Heres one of my Alarms.. :) Enjoy! He dont like people OR PETS! And he lives outside my door!

    Had him from day 1.. :)
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    Happy at -40 eats game I shoot and peoples cats (and he can eat as many as he likes if you ask me) if they wonder across him and yes he bites.. :)
    He is my boy foose.
     
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  5. Givover

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    Nice looking Mutt there Dude ,and a good way of controling the cat population .
     
  6. arthurbikemad

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    People say does he like cats... I say "Why yes, yes he does..lol"
     
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    Therfore 9 out of 10 Cats must recommend him.
     
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  8. kpone

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    Not good. I'm a cat lover, but I do like to see a real dog, not one of the paranoid, shivering, farting hybrids we're used to.

    That bastard only looks one full moon removed from the pack!
     
  9. arthurbikemad

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    I wish he would leave wildlife alone! Even cats...if he looks at our Girls cat he's gonna get a kick in the spuds! :)
     
  10. kpone

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    It's all a question of scale mate. I live with a cemetery on one side, an orchard on another side and the RSPB Exe Estuary sanctuary on another side. When my cat goes out of the house he almost faints with excitement. He's psychotic even by cat standards. Even the buzzards climb higher when they fly over my house in case he's on the roof. We've got a technique now for catching anything that he brings in alive and lets go in the middle of the night. It's beautiful to watch. Makes the White Helmets display team look amateurish by comparison.
     
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    Arthur. Payback can be a bitch

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  12. arthurbikemad

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    lol yeah your not wrong...lol Think the husky would have a problem with that one... lol
     
  13. kpone

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    Mrs Ken has decided she wants to adopt your Foose mate.

    My cats just given her the 1000yard stare. LOL.
     
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  14. arthurbikemad

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    Thats funny....lol
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    That's perfect. That's him, the tabby retriever, or the old English bullmog, as my dad calls him.
     
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  16. Devil

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    He is an absolute beauty! The fuckers would probably turn up and try and steal him instead....although that i would like to see them try!! Bye fingers, arms, legs, face... :)
     
  17. kpone

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    Hey Dev', any update?
     
  18. Devil

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    In fact i'd like to see the tosser come back only to find a security light come on and have 5 of these bad boys just standing there at the top of my garden...lets see him give it legs then and more importantly lets how far he actually gets!! I have managed to install CCTV with night vision and a motion detector that triggers an alarm, all the beams have to be broken for it to sound off to so it prevents the alarm from being set off by wildlife. I have also secured the bike with a ground anchor so we'll see how this fairs, im certain this will do it as i have also made it harder should they some how master their way around the gizmo's then the trip out with the bike is going to be just as hard.

    Cheers everyone for all your ideas and support, much appreciated guys.
     
  19. Remal

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    how difficult is it to get a gun licence. I wanted one and Dev, get one while we are at it. Might not kill the feckers but they will shit their pants
     
  20. kpone

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    Yes, well, thank you For your subtlety Matt. LOL.

    Good luck with it Dev', although I hope you don't need it.

    And I'm sure I don't need to remind you that it's really really hard to get good forensic ballistic results from Mercury tipped rounds...
     

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