Calling all Manchester based rider's

Can't be arsed

 

Can't be arsed sharing his pies

 

And fair enough too.

It's the quality that counts and anyone knows that a good, strong member with quality output is far superior to one who dribbles on!!

 

It'll serve him right when his suspension goes ping

 

That's enough now Nige...you're transmoglifying into Uncle Geoffrey

 

I must lead a sheltered life; had to Google 'Uncle Geoffrey'

No need to Google Renee Zellwegger though; I've got her pinup above my rocking chair and slippers.

 

It already looks like he's had it 'lowered'

 

You reckon twice, in three months, is a lot?

There's a pill for that...just sayin.

 

This is a judgment free zone, no fat shaming.

Oh wait, it isn't. Carry on then!

 

Im saying nowt..

I think my Spam Fritter arse probably top trumps @Selmer50mark at the moment

Nowt wrong with a bit a northern timber tho

 

Aye, but we thin fit guys have stamina.

 

Ay.... but the crush threat is v high for you skinnies in the Saturday nightclub Hippo stampede, which makes your chances of trapping off rather low compared to the hunky chunkies

 

We can also operate from a better vantage point. More options. Hold still...I’ve got this. Lol

 

That's what midgets say

 

Say I'm slumming and decide to take on a large target and things get dicey. I am agile enough to roll out of harms way before the behemoth tumbles down and crushes me. I'm confident I'll be okay. A well placed elbow and knee can get you out of all sorts of trouble.

 

Good luck with that in Grimsby lol

 

I'm confident in my abilities, but that one looks like it at the leopards before she skinned them and wore them to the corner.

 

FIT !!!!!!!

 

Phwoar!! Where's Grimsby??

 

Heyyyyy I've just got back from work to all this need a pie now to get over it