I may be a grumpy baldy old fu*ker but I do not or ever will wear a rug! For that comment you can buy me a bacon butty tomorrow
Well...I would hate her to post a picture of you up on the Willingham Woods Dogging site Top 10 watchers You've been warned...that's all I'll say
Luckily the dawgs moulting...so how about if you let me stick this on your bonce with some superglue tomorrow...and I'll stand you a butty
I'm not letting you stick dodgy hair from your pits and nether regions on my head whilst you claim it is from the dog Besides if I wanted a doggy syrup I have a pooch who is very capable of providing the raw materials for an iffy mohawk I think this is plenty enough to have earned my butty
I've seen it. I don't understand why you people are so negative. That shirt would be great should I choose to go out on the pull to my local bingo parlour or lawn bowls club. And the pink highlights will instantly remind me of Lozzy's pink bits (and I mean on her Dainese jacket) and save me from needing a REPEAT prescription of Viagra. That's what 'm talkin' about!!
Well done, Loz. And very apt with my link to Australia. For those not in the know, Sir Les (Patterson) is another alter ego of Barry McKenzie of Dame Edna Everage fame. I have previously dropped some of my literary works on here. this is relevant: He’s called Sir Lesley Patterson you’ve surely heard the name; a slovenly Aussie icon who drank his way to fame. Old brown suits, dishevelled clothes there’s nothing else he wears; the familiar alcoholic’s nose yes, it’s Rudolph’s that he shares. You’ve prob’ly seen him on TV, with Edna, yes, the Dame; to many he’s brought joy and glee to others he’s a pain. It’s been years, maybe ten since he was at his peak and I remember fondly when I really loved that freak. He portrayed to us the way to live the dinkum Aussie way, with no compunction to forgive the fella’ who’d turned gay. Eccentric, yes, top of the class, but pissed on beer and gin; I’d boot my son right up the arse if he turned out like him. © 2013
Impromptu Madge Allsop ha ha. .......Nigel is Australian, many will be surprised and few have heard his dulcet Aussie tones except myself !
No, I'm not Australian. Just speak like one. In fact, Paulo, as a child I lived in your backyard - nearly - in Swinton. My late father worked in the Manchester office of the Daily Telegraph - not that you'd know of that, you're probably a 'Sun' Reader!. And, I think you're the only member to whom I have spoken on phone.
