Di's New SP

It'd want to because that white-backed number plate is horrid. Sorry, but it just spoils a great bike.

 

Small plates on order

 

I've got rid of the blonde ends now

Am I the only one sat watching telly at this time in their one piece & slippers trying to stretch it over the winters podge in time for this lovely warm weekend we're getting lol

 

As testrider , there is no winter or summer or FAT

 

This thread is the BEST ever...lots of pics of ladies in leather from behind ....ohh matron!

 

Cmon let's have some of you lads

Equal opportunities and all that

 

Hang on. I'm just downloading Photoshop.

 

Do Photoshop have something with the ability to tackle that humongous task

 

Sorry Loz, I don't want to embarrass you with all the details, but I don't want, nor need, to enhance my fine posterior characteristics, it's just that I know many women have an intense dislike for, shall we say, erm, hair in the wrong places.

So what I intend to do with photoshop is to choose a fine brush and actually paint out a forest of wavering hair that waltzes to the tune of Blue Danube with each step I take. I see this as an easier alternative to breaking out the Gillette or grabbing the half tube of Nair that I once used erm, around the front of said posterior!

 

have you got one of these lozzy
http://www.pittys.com/pagangraphics.html

 

Love it....I'll be ordering the 2nd one down for the back of my plate

 

A bit of 'Rust' SP chain Porn already
DID on order

 

Chinese metal I recon

 

520 gold chain and beautiful light sprockets would not spoil this bike

 

Tell you what...our zorsts sound amazing together

We've been all over today and it's like the parting of the Red Sea in traffic

 

That was only so they could see who had the biggest ars#

 

How nice and shiny your respective equipment is.

Racefit and Akra - good combination. Although I must say @Lozzy , I'm amazed you heard anything with that loose chain of yours rattling away!

 

That's my footpeg that looks bendy you myopic midlander

 

Very funny, BUT I did save and enlarge before posting my comment and I think that when you check in the morning, (after disrobing from the pink flannelette dressing gown and Asda slippers) you'll find that it's 5mm beyond tolerance.

 

Do you know what Nige...
I'm not sure what's the most creepy...
The thought of me in a pink flannelette nightgown....or you enlarging my pictures

It was fine the other day but I will get my 12" ruler out from under the bed and check it again tomorrow....