Dumped bike down the road

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  1. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    Bry641, Shit Man that made me laugh out loud. I remember going paintballing with my youngest son summer 2010 in Thetford forest. We got mixed in with a stag party and the groom got shot twice in the balls, it was funny the first time, twice as funny the second time as it was at close range. I have never heard a grown man scream like it before or since. He had to be carried out of the woods on a stretcher. Once back at base camp, he dropped his shorts, Poor bloke’s bollocks must have been 3 times normal size and the skin was spilt right open on one side. Wonder how his wedding night went?, my guess it was hot chocolate and a good book.

    I also once knew a guy who hit the tank when he crashed his Suzuki X7 (who remembers them) and had to have one of his jewels removed. Called him Wobble after that but he still managed to get at least two of his girlfriend’s pregnant, we reckoned he had a direct debt account with Calthorpe clinic in Birmingham
     
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  2. SIDEWAYS

    SIDEWAYS Senior Member

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    Thats exactly why my bike is staying indoors during winter I couldn't bear to smash it. I'm sure he will come round and jump back on it.After dumping 4 bikes down the road I'm still here with the scars.I fixed all of them bikes (one with a broken wrist)(one with a hole in the knee) some were better than they were when I finished with them.Many nights and weekends fixing them taught me alot about them and I really enjoyed it too.It's not the end of the world even though at the time it feels like it.As long as he will heal with his injuries the urge to get back on that smashed bike will get stronger as the days go by.:)
     
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  3. SIDEWAYS

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    LMAO that was funny!
     
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  4. graham1531

    graham1531 Active Member

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    dont see the point of going out at this time of year, thats why mines is usually in the garage from october till march, if you cant give it the beans, i would rather not go out on it at all
     
    #24 graham1531, Dec 16, 2011
  5. bry641

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    Was gonna click on the like button for your post but now I'm confused.....if I click "like" does that mean I liked the German guys in leather with handlebar moustaches looking at my junk, or does it mean I liked your comment.......suggestion could we have a "like your comment but not what it means" button ;)
     
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  6. kpone

    kpone Moderator
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    See, you're conflicted, Bry.

    That's how it starts...
     
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