After being kicked off X Factor for taking drugs, an insider suggested that Frankie Cocozza needs help. I know just the doctor for him. An asteroid has narrowly missed the Earth by 201,000 miles. Scientists have named it "Emile Heskey".
St Peter said to God ''Hey Boss ,one of the hinges on the pearly gates has broken off. ''Don't worry' says God ''jim'll fix it!''
A Male Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end
Come on guys. We should start complaining that they always leave the toilet seat down and see how long it takes them to get pissed off with it. It's another one of those annoying whines like 'of course, men aren't capable of multi tasking'. Of course not. I take satisfaction in doing one job properly rather than fucking up half a dozen at once.
It's another one of those annoying whines like 'of course, men aren't capable of multi tasking'. Of course not. I take satisfaction in doing one job properly rather than fucking up half a dozen at once.[/QUOTE] I`ll go with that sentiment too, i will admit though that when i say a job on the car/bike/ mbike is going to take so long, she is normally right in saying that i will be about 4 hours off target. hey ho
