You do have regular psychiatric evaluations for work don't you Benn? Being a geek I've been trying to work out the correct answer to this question for a few days now and the nearest I can get to the reason that rotary winged aircraft are superior to fixed wing aircraft is that with a rotary winged aircraft you don't need to worry about the correct setting of the flaps...
Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk" husband says "thats not true....... sometimes I want a kebab" A farmer gets a phone call from his son. I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive...shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it....about 20mins later he gets another call...“done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike ?" Sky news report. The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya. They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement..it was a mortar attack. The missus asked if she pleased me in bed. I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth." . . . "What trick?" she asked? "The one where you shut it up and go to sleep!" A geordie and a Yank aid worker are helping out in japan Yank says, "You from round here, buddy?" "No," he replies, "Newcastle" "What State's that in?" asks the Yank. "Pretty much the same as this place! An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstacy have been found behind the Job Centre in Liverpool. The locals are said to be in a state of shock........;They had no idea they had a job centre! Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years, and when he got back , his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees, Apparently she'd stood him up A man approaches a young woman in a shop. he says I can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes? the woman says sure but do you have any idea where your wife is? Not a clue he says but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of nowhere! The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out . They said they were delicious! My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!
Watch this............[video]http://www.theinspiration.com/2011/09/carlsberg-stunt-in-cinema/[/video]
The wife came home and found me in bed with Fatima Whitbread. I said 'it's not what you think love'. She said 'what the fuck is it then'. I said 'its a woman'.
My Mrs is allways watching cooking programs, I said why do you watch these all the time, you cant even cook, She replied why do you watch porn
The bush tucker trial on I'm a celebrity was a bad one tonight, they made a kangaroo eat one of Fatima Whitbreads testicles!
I'll tell ya wassup mate. I'm restoring an old photograph of Givover when he was a little boy and trying to keep my lunch down while I'm doing it.
