Funnies - viewers discretion advised

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  1. kpone

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    Laser sights?
     
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    Are they back to Front?
     
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    [​IMG][/IMG]
    Gatling and slightly over the top?
     
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    No...Such...Thing...
     
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    Douchebag of the year.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    There's a lotta Junk in that trunk!
     
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    Lazer sight, had them fitted to GPMG and Mini guns in Iraq :)
     
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    Fear!![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Faceless[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Thought you would like this one Kpone, Me christmas day 2005 in Alamarah, Iraq

    Im the one on the GPMG with the Bah Humbug hat on :)

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    Happy xmas to Nutty. Mel and all my laydee fans[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Anyone for Soup?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Nice one Jamie. Push the tit and you'd cut your oppo's ears off. LOL.
     
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    Another one from your collection eh Mike?
     
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    Ere is that some camera optical effect orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    is that barrel bent to the right as you look at it ????????

    Wouldn't they let you play with the good stuff .. ;)
     
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    No Nuts, the breach cover is open and slightly raised. Bad practice to point a loaded weapon at a photographer. We're paranoid enough as it is.

    You can see the feed belt doesn't quite line up.
     
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    Ahhh can see it now .. still looks cock eyed tho :)
     
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    Love the idea of a laser sight on a mini gun. Up until now I thought you just pointed it at the bit that wasn't already confetti and rectified the situation. LOL.
     
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    Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10p.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis—shaken, not stirred—and says, "That'll be 10p each, please."
    The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40p, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40p, please." They pay the 40p, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a £1 yet.
    Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a 10p apiece?"
    "I'm a retired tailor," the bartender says, “and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for £25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs 10p. wine, liquor, beer—it's all the same."
    "Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
    As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
    The bartender says, "They're retired people from Yorkshire . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price”.
     
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    A Cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

    when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

    'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

    'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

    The cop looked the bike over and handed
    the girl a £20 ticket for a safety violation.

    The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

    Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

    'Next year tell Santa;
    The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!
     
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