5 Rules to remember in life... 1 Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2 Forgive your enemy, but remember the b*stard's name. 3 Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4 Many people are alive today only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5 Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk...
Nah, f**k it, I'd have a go. A woman like that feeling grateful may be handy. Mind you I've had a shit day and I'm on my second straight vodka.