A bloke decides to chat up a girl in a bar by saying " Hi , I was going to tell you a joke about my penis ... but its too long " The girl replies " That's a coincidence ... I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina ... but you'll never get it "
Very sad today. I took my cat to the vet. He looked at me and said 'im afraid your cat wont last much longer, it's the big C'. 'what? Cancer?' I asked. . 'no' he replied 'curiosity'
My wife is fed up with my constant word play jokes.i asked her 'what can I do to stop my addiction?' She said 'whatever means necassary' 'no it doesn't' I replied.
My gorgeous blonde next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.
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So the story alledgedly has it, about 35 years ago a young snooker enthusiast named Steve Davis got married. On their honeymoon night they were stripped off, she was on the bed on all fours, and he was at the foot of the bed. He was bending down with one eye shut and squinting, whilsy rubbing chalk on the end of his erect todger.............."What are you doing Steve," she exclaimed................. ...."OH, I`m just deciding whether to go for the pink or the brown"......
London's just afraid of the Cornish is all. You lot don't appreciate what Devon does just to keep them in
