Had a valentines poem rejected today from moonpig.com... whats wrong with roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over love your about to be fisted!
I was working hard at the gym earlier, pumping some serious iron. Some bloke came up to me and said, "You're gonna be very sore tomorrow, pal." "It's alright," I laughed, "I'm used to working on my arms." "I didn't mean your arms," he winked, "I've spiked your Lucozade..."
This is a real tough one!! This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. THE SITUATION: You are in London There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. THE TEST: Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar... You suddenly realise who it is............................................................ ...................It's Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza (the hook handed) but you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Abu or you can shoot a dramatic Prize winning photo,documenting the death of one of the country's most despised, evil and powerful men! THE QUESTION: Here's the question, and please give an honest answer... Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Fantastic. Just been on Musicmagpie.com and my Whitney Houston CD has gone from 65p to £1.25 over night.
^^^^^^^^^^^ Kevin Costner is said to be devastaded, claiming, "i dunno what happened, i only went for a piss"
Following the sad and sudden death of whitney. Bobby brown has now been found dead. He left a suicide note saying "Two can play that game"
