Following fabio capellos resignation,Sky sports have asked Harry Rednapp if he"s intrested in the euro"s. "Yeah t"riffic but keep it quiet and leave them in the dogs bowl!"
Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. Ironic that most people's thoughts about their Whitney Houston jokes are "It's not right / but it's ok / I'm gonna make it anyway."
seems everyone's a comedian now.even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate whitney couldn't resist a quip when he radioed dispatch and said "it's houston, we have a problem"
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, His wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African String-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little Tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?" "No, it's turned black.."
I was just about to fall asleep in the bath today, when I suddenly remembered Whitney. So I had a wank instead.
Sorry Rem, was never a fan of the band, so only just seen this......now Faye Tozer, that's a different story!
