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  1. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    Showing you age, only the older people’s specification models have the stand up badge nowadays. But I get your point.
     
    #881 Freedom of choice, Feb 24, 2012
  2. kpone

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    My missus reckons that having a small penis has no detrimental effect on our love life whatsoever.


    Personally I'd still prefer she didn't have one at all.
     
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  3. kpone

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    Undoubtably more nanny state, wealth & hasty, new age regulatory bollocks to protect the irritating bastards.

    The way I see it, if they want to act the Pratt in front of my windscreen like characters from a video game, they should accept the fact that I'm gonna go for a new high score occasionally.
     
    #883 kpone, Feb 26, 2012
  4. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    How does a shy Welshman have sex?

    Sheepish lay.
     
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  5. Givover

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    Photo of recent southwest bike meet.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
    #885 Givover, Feb 27, 2012
  6. kpone

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    Oh we're a few years away from allowing ladies to venture out on their own yet.
     
    #886 kpone, Feb 27, 2012
  7. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    BBC Farming News:
    To prevent the spread of the deadly sheep virus, Miss Wales 2012 has been cancelled.
     
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  8. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Help i'm stuck, bikes broken down and I only have net access. Can someone call bob my partner on 0800111111111 and tell him to pick me up of poof road bristol ;)
     
    #888 Remal, Feb 28, 2012
  9. Jamiestrada

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    Will do Remal :)
     
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  10. Dave V

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    I was banging this nice lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said quick, go through the back door!! Thinking back I really should have run, but you don't get an offer like that every day.
     
    #890 Dave V, Feb 28, 2012
  11. Remal

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    Si yesterday
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  12. Givover

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    [​IMG][/IMG]
     
    #892 Givover, Feb 28, 2012
  13. dave d

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    Davy Jones. RIP.
    My missus just told me,proper gutted,i did"nt believe her at first.............

    Then i saw her face.......!!
     
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  14. Si.

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    #894 Si., Feb 29, 2012
  15. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    [​IMG]
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    #895 Remal, Mar 1, 2012
  16. Givover

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    [​IMG][/IMG]
    Lets go Huntin!!
     
    #896 Givover, Mar 1, 2012
  17. kpone

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    I shaved my head on Sunday.

    You'll never find me copper!
     
    #897 kpone, Mar 1, 2012
  18. Givover

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    Photos Please .
     
    #898 Givover, Mar 1, 2012
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    A Tadge over the top.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
    #899 Givover, Mar 1, 2012
  20. Benn The Pig

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    All in a line and drop em lol
     
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