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  1. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    I made my girlfriend's dreams come true and married her in a castle... although you wouldn't of thought it from the look on her miserable face as we were bouncing around..
     
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    I went to get my testicles checked out yesterday. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said 'it's quite common to get an erection at this moment'
    'i haven't got one' I told her.
    She said 'no, but I have'
     
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    My boss asked me why I always come out in a rash when he pays my wages.
    I told him 'it's because i'm allergic to fucking peanuts'
     
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  4. kpone

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    Ladies and Gentlemen!

    Megawatt would like to invite you all to a good, old fashioned, Romney Marsh Barbecue!!!!!!!!!

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    Fook off, Ginga!!!;)
     
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    I start a new job next week in Seoul . I thought it would be a good Korea move.
     
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    Have a meeting in Cambridgeshire today.

    Drove past a town called 'Shingay-Cum-Wendy'. Seriously, WTF?

    It's real, check google - Shingay-Cum-Wendy - Google Maps
     
    #1027 vino, May 14, 2012
  8. kpone

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    So am I invited or what?
     
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    Just down the road from me are two tiny villages. Inner and outer Ting Tong.

    Honest.
     
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  11. BLAGGERS

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    I just dont understand women at all. Last night the girlfriend asked me to stick my tongue up her. This morning she caught me drinking out of the milk bottle and called me disgusting
     
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    I've just broken the sound barrier.
    Or, as the police call it, the wifes jaw.
     
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    Donna one minute...



    Donor the next....
     
    #1035 kpone, May 18, 2012
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    donna summer has only been dead a few hours
    and already the sick jokes are doing the rounds.
    well i say
    "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"
     
    #1036 dave d, May 18, 2012
  17. Remal

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    Anouncement on the news - Summer has officially ended.
     
    #1037 Remal, May 18, 2012
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    My son was asking me if I could teach him how to pull a wheelie today.

    so am taking him down to the local disability club to show him how it's done.
     
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    After robin gibbs funeral I am going to go up to his brother Barry and ask him..How deep is your bruv
     
    #1039 Remal, May 21, 2012
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    Been trying to think of some. He's not staying alive.....or......died of a saturday night fever.....hmmmm...
     
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