I don't see why Kanye West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North. If I was him I'd have chosen a normal name, like Fred.
sorry this next one is only a joke and don't take it the wrong way OK So don't read it if you don't have a sense of humor you still going to read it? don;t complain about this then I phoned my boss today and told him that I wouldn't be able to make it in. He said, "Why, what's wrong?" I said, "There's a little boy that lives a few streets down and he died last night." "Did you know him?" he asked. "No," I replied, "I'd never met him before." "Then why are YOU staying off?" "Well, I can't drive to work with a smashed windscreen."*
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?” "Because he's thinking of getting married."
Following the death of 'Glee' star, Cory Monteith, the general public have urged all other cast members to not make a big song and dance about it.
Missus got pulled over by the eldest's tutor when she visited the school with him and the youngest who starts there next term. Turns out his maths teacher wasn't happy with what he had done in his book. Somehow the missus managed not to laugh and he managed to look contrite until no teachers were around.
pmsl Simple maths, theres nowt wrong with that dude, just tell him to keep it covered though, or 1+1 will become 3
What's the difference between Uri Geller and Elton John? One likes bending spoons and the other likes ............
