I think you're only half right, Paulo. Not many of us have a friend with a Hayabusa. The 'fat' friend of course is a label of the past. We now have 'nutritionally challenged' and 'curvy'. The problem for me is that some of these 'curvy' women are so curvy that they lose their friggin' curves and become nothing more than a molten blob of 120 kilogram lava waiting to rest itself on a bench outside McDonald's or Butler's cafes. Many of them are beyond the 'bench' and squeezed into overtaxed mobility scooters, tyres flattened and armrests bent out of proportion. Now whilst I chat with many of these cuddly wonders on Fat Girls 'r' Us (private membership only) https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fatgirls-R-Us/230801103627193 I have not yet come to terms with accepting the romantic version of floating around the Atlantic on what I describe as a half inflated life raft. I've experimented with the Jelly Wrestling and sneak peaks at lingerie nights and have slowly come around to believe there is more in life than the size 8 or 10 girl/lady can offer. Sure, they do tend to overwhelm the passenger seat of my Citroen C1, and cause me a few jealous glances in the Tesco confectionery aisle, but yes, Paulo, I guess I consider myself one of the chosen few.
Does Di just want finger pictures? If she's after sausage, I could produce a picture or two for her as well.
I am sincerely amazed how a person is able to keep up the alternate persona over such a long period of time. Really makes me wonder if, to sort of balance the scales, Di might be on other forums and passing herself of as @Lozzy !!
It's 'off' Nigel dear chap... Grammar is the bedrock of the written word! I'll send you a book on it... Hahaha...oh thank you Jesus thank you
Ooo another set of splendid fingers like @Spygoat 's & with lovely clean nails too Unlike @PauloHRC 's. ..we know what's under his....bleurrrgh
