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  1. Black & White

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    i'm so confused. I think I will identify as a jar of honey from now on.
     
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    Agree...like most things these days :rolleyes:

    The Viz 'Take A Shit' spoof magazine cover is well funny but I daren't put it on here....please feel free to Google :D
     
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    I'm a frequent reader. The letterbocks page & Drunken Bakers are my faves!
     
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    Top Tips is epic too lol
     
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  7. Black & White

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    My parents didn't want to burden me with a gender until I was old enough to decide. They, instead of a name, gave me the number 9.
    I am now suffering mental anguish because I identify as an even number.
     
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    NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED FOR THE 21st CENTURY

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    The structure of the wall was incorrect
    So he won ten grand with Claims Direct.

    It's Raining, It's Pouring
    Of course...it's Global Warming.

    Jack and Jill went into town
    To fetch some chips and sweeties.
    Now he can't keep his heart rate down
    And she's got diabetes.

    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up its @rse
    And turned its wool to nylon.

    Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
    Kissed the girls and made them cry..
    When the boys came out to play
    He kissed them too cause he was gay.

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    And planned to do some kissing.
    Jack made a pass
    And grabbed her ass
    Now two of his teeth are missing.

    Mary had a little lamb
    Its fleece was white and wispy.
    Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
    And now it's black and crispy.
     
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    Friggin' wuss. He's only got one!:D
     
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    Now I'm confused. Will you be screw top or flip top?:D;)
     
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    Interesting. My sister was number 6.
     
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    I'm not sure that it doesn't mean he is one...
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