Funny pics

WTF is that?

 

I'll let one of the guys explain

 

Oh dear, and I thought I led a sheltered life

 

Looks like he stuck his tongue in the first time he tried it

 

I thought it might be, but then dismissed it as that would be like a tourniquet

 

Once bought a willy warmer for travelling to work (in Winter) on the bike, came in handy when you got to work and didnt have to wait for it to get to normal size so you could have a wee

 

There's nothing worse than having a 6" stump after a cold bike ride

 

How thick am I
I had to look it up
No chance with me
One of them leaves would hide it

 

Here you are Bazza.....treat yourself to membership for Xmas

https://dinkyone.com/

 

Thank you lozzy for your expert input but now I have had a look at this site I am quite surprised with my self and regretfully I can’t join
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I have heard it said that you measure from you thumb to your finger to get the correct length

 

But I've only got little hands

 

So did Jeremy Beadle

And he wasn't the slightest bit creepy