Gee. Poor little bubs is a classic example of a Love Island or Geordie Shore love child! Bloody hell!!
Don't forget to treat your wife / girlfriend like a fine rug, Walk all over them all week, then at the weekend take them out for a good beating.
But not like Sir Elton John's fine rug because we all know that has rested on fine furnishings, and has certainly taken some beatings, hammerings, pumpings and the list goes on . . .
