Funny pics

I wonder if he'd like a holiday over here and I can show him the lovely Peak District sights on pillion

 

He'd have to sit back a bit ....

 

He could do Sidecar racing solo with that....just wang it to each side for the corners

 

That fella with the pale coloured lady needs one of them for when he comes over here and goes pillion with lozzy

 

And have a fiddle with your cat?

 

Looks like me and lozzy
I’m a pirate as well
Got a sunken chest like ken

 

I do recognise this fellow
The other day I walked in a toilet and he was laying in the gutter.
I went over and said are you ok mate
And he just looked up and said
“Yer me mom told me not to lift anything heavy”

 

I'd be happy to take care of his lady in the meantime. Unfortunately, it'd be like shagging an empty headlock!

 

There goes my excuse