^^^ Two errors, both the grammar: "It's" already means it is, so "It's is" becomes a tautology, and as everyone - save for the tattooist knows - it's Bon Jovi, or to be precise, Jon Bon Jovi as an abbreviated John Francis Bongiovi Jr.
A Scouser, Rastafarian & a Cockney are waiting in the maternity ward. The nurse comes out & says their wives have given birth but, unfortunately, the babies have been mixed up. She asks if the men would come through & see if they recognise their baby. The Londoner walks over & picks up the brown baby, declaring it as his. The Rastafarian says "Are you sure man?" Cockney says "Well mate, one of the white ones is a Scouser, so I'm not taking any chances!"
Haha, some of these are amazingly disastrous. I don’t believe there are actually people this stupid in life but there appears to be!
