A delivery driver rings the door bell a gentleman pops his head out of the window upstairs yes ! Nelson Mandela ! Yes I’ve got some headlights here for a juke , oh reply’s Mr Mandela they’re not mine your name on replied the driver ! Oh leave them there I’m in the shower I’ll sort it later Following week same delivery driver same address Nelson Mandela what now ! I’ve a bumper here for a qashqia not again leave it there I’m having my tea yet this happens a third time this time Mr Mandela answered the door grabs the delivery note from the driver You Prick it says Nissan Main Dealer
It was a joke? I spent so long looking for punctuation I felt like David Attenborough looking for ants.
