My wife hates me for this one: Whilst in Tesco's in Brizol she noticed that a sign for one of the isle's that had Asian Food and Deserts on it. The sign was laid out like this: ASIAN DESERTS She turned to me and in all seriousness asked "Why's there a full isle for asian deserts? There can't be that many!" It then took her about another 15 seconds to work out why I was laughing so hard.
It's hell week for students this week as their end of year work needs to be hung by Monday. Which translates as "I'VE DONE NO WORK!!! WHOSE PROBLEM CAN I MAKE THIS!!!" In amongst the several 'Crystal Maze' jobs I've taken on this week was a student that asked me to produce a number of A1 prints of professionals in the workplace. He called back this morning because one of his prints is out of focus...
