Naw, whisky, next day feels like someone is pushing pencils into the sides of your eyes and I am just getting used to my new improved see stuff Lee Majors. If I can blag a pass out have we got a date so to speak? Having said that at his rate I will be pissed before her and forget what I am supposed to be getting her pissed for in the first place. On a plus point she has offered to pay for my new 1 piece leathers as part of my 50th BJ present so it’s not all bad. Might even get my leg over.
Let's just get clear that the prospect of you getting a legover and your possible date with me are two different conversations, yes?
She peaked to early so the leg over will have to wait. Yes Ken the two are very very different conversations. Paying for new leathers now that’s something I scribbled down for future reference just in case she forgets.
This is starting to warm up a bit now. Who else is up for helping push Bongo around the Cheshire countryside and spend all Sunday night freeze framing Eurosport to clock his autograph on his fairing?
Lol, there have been a few very kind people on here Ken! I've just updated my site with a little blog about me entering the round, but i am yet to say who has helped as i want to avoid trickling it out and would much rather do it in one go once i know what's what and have the bike ready to go! I have spoken to Signs Express and things are already underway to get the bike sorted out good and proper too! Thanks for everyones messages, help and support so far, i'm truly humbled by your kindness! Bongo
Get him in the pits Rob. Cleaning Bongo's visor. You know the story of the squirrel and the bear, don't you.
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?""Yes it does" replies the squirrel."Great!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.
Teddy Bears are greatly loved by their owners, It is essential to look after your teddy bear and keep them grime-free and smelling fresh. Teddy Bears attract a lot of dirt and need to be cleaned occasionally. Men tend to get their favorite teddies all dirty. It is important to maintain good hygiene and keep teddy bears clean, especially if you play with them. If your are too attached to the bear, don't take risks with cleaning the teddy bear. The teddy may end up looking totally different from what you are used to seeing! Instead, try the vacuum cleaning method
Good advice to us all there Rob. Can I just add that should your best friend be of the inflatable variety, replace vacuum cleaner with Dettol wipes for a similar effect.
Couldn’t agree more. Child hood teddy bear affection can have a lasting effect on your adult life. When my parents popped, sensing moment was my time to shine I hung my younger brothers teddy from a noose just out of his reach. By the time they returned he was a broken snot covered gibbering idiot.....He's now an accountant.
That figures. I had a chimpanzee with "kung fu grip" that predated Action Man by many years. It was designed to hang off curtain poles and the like. Named him Mitch after the Supercar monkey. Anyway, to facilitate the "kung fu grip" his hands were hard plastic, so as a 5 year old with access to biros I tatoo'd him up big time. I'm aware I have issues.
Come on Bongo, interested to hear how the fun time funds are going?. Oh and I forgot to mention my donation was based on your insider lobbying to get BT infinity broadband out to the Fens anytime this side the turn of the century.
