Holiday number plate... Slogans please

Discussion in 'General 1000RR Discussion' started by Si., Apr 16, 2013.

  1. kpone

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    Reminds me of a story from many, many years ago concerning the lovely, personable and hilarious independent television comedian Jim Davidson (There isn't a smiley for sarcastic so you'll have to imagine the inflection in my voice as I'm saying it), probably apocryphal but never mind.

    In court for speeding in his Ferrari, He listened to the clerk read out the charge that he did "On the so and so date, proceed on the so and so road at a recorded speed of 160 mph."

    When the judge asked if he had anything to add, he allegedly said "Can you make it 170. I'm trying to sell it."
     
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  2. fez.57

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    How about "the hair made me do it " or " 1000rr.co.uk's greatest export on tour "
     
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  3. Blade1000man

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    I'm a speed addict and the road is my dealer. Blame the road.
     
  4. Si.

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  6. sinewave

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    What size is that Si?

    Is your LHS (looking from the rear) swingarm bobbin bent?

    Doesn't look parallel with the RHS, or is it just me?
     
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    I wish I was in a position to be saying what's on ya new plate Si to young Carla! :D
     
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    7x5 mate... Bobbins spot on... Wide angle lens distorts slightly.
     
  9. el-nicko

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    Diss a man that did actually make millions of us laff then blatantly pinch his material. How very admirable of you kpone. Talk about cake and eating it. Judge not lest ye be judged, 'fair-weather' friend.
     

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