Excellent, Phantom. Here's another: 'My friends and I quaffed several foaming pints of a well known stout last night.' 'Oh really. Did it get a bit irony?' 'You can say that again!' 'I can't be bothered.'
Is hottest ,the same as most beautiful woman of all time.... if so i think Audrey Hepburn is the most beautiful woman of all time.(
I'd have to think about who's hottest but I'd like to take this oppotunity to publicly state that Celine Dion has got a face like a melted horse! I've been waiting years to announce that !! Thanks Ken ...
Cynthia squirts... sinewave,I'm going to give that one a miss.. Her name say`s it all.. and it will probably give me nightmares for a week..lol
CHRIST !!!!!!!! I thought see was gonna be a pastry chef armed with a can of squirty cream ! I'm scared for life now......
I did Ash ... good grief !! It's all a bit messy for my liking, I mean, what if your in the lounge? You could blow the tele up !! Try explaining that on your contents claim form .....
Ya see, you really had worked out what it was all about, didn't you Paul. You had this idea in the back of your mind that was going 'what, really, no, it can't be, can it, no, you're pulling my leg.' and that was all the justification you needed to 'research' it in order to put your mind at rest. And now you're going to need an eye transplant because the Brillo pads just weren't enough...
Lots of fun to be had with that Girl.............................but not with my carpets and furniture, Hotels only! She has a friend also......................not that I'm an expert (excuse the pun) I'll have you know!
Was I the only one that got it...? Did you know, I'm blood relayed to the last (female?) martyr that was burned at the stake. True story Must be true, 'cos my mum can't cook steak to save her life. (not so true) p.s. Rebekah Palmer
