Ooo yes please .... lets have a laugh at the cripple .... I mean ... let me express my deepest sympathy
Careful down there, aint seen the MIL for a few week. So if ya DO happen across a scaley skinned, norwegian ridgebacked, fire breather.....
Thanks for the heads up mate, but I'll only go down there during daylight hours. It's where my own MIL lives.
Rather worrying actually, MILs are like the shopkeeper in mr.benn, they suddenly appear out of nowhere...