Weve got our own facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/IfitsnotfromYorkshireitsshite Just wait till Northern lads get home from t"pit or walking Whippets n read this!
How strange ? The cockneys have on their doorstep a new stadium named Wembley ,however its only used by Northern Football clubs and Northern Super league rugby teams and fans .We don't mind a trip down to this shit hole but we are always ready to get on the hundreds of coaches and head back to the green green grass of home .
Check points wouldn't do thy lot any good Lol ,After all Kent's been invaded more times than Elton Johns Arse maybe you should get rid of the bridge Lol. Us Northerner's even came down and built thy Lot another Castle but we decided to name it after one of our northern cities called Leeds There ya go
Oops the Northern boys are hitting the keyboards now, they must have turned on the leccy for a few hours
Who'd want to be darrrn Sarrrf at the mo? Fecking Winds ripping the Shanty Towns to shreds and Gods drowning em at every opportunity! Tiz positively Balmy up here and 10 degrees C ..........oh and all the Migrants seem to love it down there as well! Keep up the good work boys and keep em interested.
Read it and weap southern fairies; Crap Towns title goes to 'hated' London | UK news | The Guardian The the best things to come from up norf: the beautiful women The music, it's well known the most successful bands come from up norf and set the trends the food. More top chefs in Michelin starred restaurants come from up norf. there are palm trees on the west coast of Scotland, and their scenery is fantastic, as is norf Wales etc... fashion. A little known fact, but best and most eclectic fashion comes from up norf.... Of late, the "scouse brow" has women copying this look from Liverpool girls all over the uk. the best things to come from London: the road out of it towards the "norf" and and I quote; "The city's trump card was undoubtedly its most affluent parish, Mayfair: "Its inhabitants are virtually without exception the biggest shower of needy, self-important bumwipes in London, with a self-pity complex and misplaced sense of entitlement to match. The architecture is either dull west London stucco or a twattish approach at some kind of meaningful landmark building. Either way it's rubbish. Most importantly the pubs are shit. And full of people who live in Mayfair."
The northerners have piped up!! (Takes a while for the morse code / coal to get through I guess) I'd stay and trade witty blows, but I promised the wife I'd take her out and buy her bottled water whilst I drank £7 a pint beers....
Have you not heard of the Battle of Britain? No.... Well anyway, we won it! Sorry, didn't hear your echo, down t mine!
Probably "highland spring" and "piss" real men drink bitter, £1.50 a pint. We just piss in it, bottle it and send it darn saaaf and pubs advertise it as "lager".
It is such a shame, my blown down shanty shack has halved in value, I'd be lucky to get quarter of a million now!? Breaks my heart.....
Agreed. If you want a proper meal it's a Parmo you're after. Tasty, nutritious and a mere 2600 calories (not actually joking). Perfect for staving off a hangover after a night on the sauce.
