In hospital again!

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  1. kpone

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    Puts me in mind of the bike mechanic handing over a job to the customer after putting new rings in.

    "Who should I make the bill out to, sir?"

    "Sir William Hearstley, Harley Street." says the customer.

    "Oh I've heard of you, the heart surgeon."

    "That's right"

    "Well I've taken the engine apart, reached into the heart of the engine and replaced the rings, re seated the valves and skimmed the head, put it all together and made it work as good as new. So the work we do is very similar.

    So how come I earn 24k and you earn a couple of million, eh?

    "Try doing with engine running sonny", says the doctor signing the cheque.
     
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  2. Dave V

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    Your wellcome mate, just a shame you scared all the nice nurses away! Nice PJ's btw
     
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  3. Jimbo Vills

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    Yeah, they soon got fed up with me ;)

    Thought you'd like them!
     
  4. Jimbo Vills

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    Feel great today, taken the drain out, been off the morphine 24 hours and eating again - subsequently being discharged in 10 minutes.

    Can't wait to get home, been sworn to rest, but I'll get bored with that lol but will take it easy for next few days to keep Lisa happy.

    Thanks for all the kind comments chaps, it's been emotional.

    Thread closed.
     
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  5. Trueblue

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    Well done mate, road to recovery now.....
     
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  6. Movistar

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    good to hear your back in the land of the living dude !
     
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  7. Freedom of choice

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    Glad you let you out early fella if fo no other reason then it saves me wazzing over today with the out of date grapes. Hope you have got your good lady waiting on you hand and foot along with those "special" bed baths. Milk it for all its worth mate. Hope you get well soon.
     
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  8. Jimbo Vills

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    Cheers fellas, Cant tell ya how good a night in your own bed feels.

    Looks like you'll jut have to do a bit more work today then freedom!
     
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    LOL, if I am honest I was only coming to have a gander at the hot 'up west' nurses.
     

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