But its not just work he has to contend with guys he also had 9 days of new porn he has to find and watch on the tinkerweb!
Don't you dis my mate Jimbo. He a true Philantrow....Philannth...Fila...He's a diamond geezer. Don't forget all the charedee work he does collecting and saving fallen women up and down the length of the Thames Estuary. He's got a warehouse (I think that was what he said) full of them now. It's his vocation, it's his life and it's wrong of you all to hassle him for something as low and mundane as a run out report. For shame. I hope you are all feeling pretty bad about yourselves right now.
I don't know about the rest of you lot but I feel terrible now. I'm better than this. -sob- Sorry, Jimbo. I didn't mean it.
Don't be, I was there and even I'm bored of looking forward to the "official" write up. Dude, I'll bell you tomorrow, lets get it posted up!
If I told you we got escorted out of Italy, chased out of Monaco under blues and twos at 150mph, diverted into nice under full police chase and them went shopping for a BBQ you wouldn't beleive me. And you'd be right not to. As it didn't happen. And that would just be 24 hrs of the jimborally if it actually happened.... But it didn't.
And I didn't want to go shopping, I didn't get stressed when it was happening, we didn't park the bikes on the pavement on the main road in front of everyone to deploy "reverse tactics" All total bollox, apart from the BBQ that night was awesome