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Discussion in 'General 1000RR Discussion' started by Lozzy, May 14, 2019.

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  1. LRJimmy

    LRJimmy Active Member

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    Poor Guy...have you fallen out, hehehe

     
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  2. Lozzy

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    Lol....no just getting my own back after he compared my jugs to big old dipped headlights :rolleyes: :D

    Briefly back to the spatchcocks....

    Dreadful things o_O

    When I become Prime Minister ALL blokes will be required to Wax & fake tan them...then finish with a little golden highlighter so us ladies are not subjected to the horrors that currently face us :rolleyes:

    So...a bit like Br#xit....Be Prepared o_O
     
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  3. Black & White

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    While you're waiting to become Prime Minister, you might have to just shut your eyes and then floss with what you find. Or cough up fur balls! As long as it doesn't smell like Flipper's burp down there, you haven't much to complain about. Smiley face.
     
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  4. LRJimmy

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    WHAT, doesn't everyone with a Blade not already Wax and Tan them???? How else would you know about the highlighter :p:p:p:p
    Just look at Boris and aspire no more ;);)
     
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  5. bazzashadow

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    Ha ha ha
    Wire brush and dettol
    Your showing you age;)
     
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  6. bazzashadow

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    You never forget anything;);):p:p:p
     
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  7. LRJimmy

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    Nothing wrong with not having full beam on...it can be blinding :cool::rolleyes:
     
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  8. Lozzy

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    Another lovely Autumn day here....one has had a quick ride around ones estate to check the peasants aren't revolting...
    All's well so I can put the birch away and have coffee :cool:

    20190923_102640.jpg
     
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    Keep the birch out I've been bad very bad oh yes I need the punishment . Let the birch be the cure to my wicked ways.
     
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  10. nigelrb

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    If @Lozzy 's a bit busy, I'm sure @blink would have a nice length to satisfy your needs:D:D;).
     
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  11. Gravel trap

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    I'm not so sure @nigelrb I am a bit of a size queen .
     
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  12. blink

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    I have extra length now :D
     
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