My mate trashed a demo bike today!!

Discussion in 'General 1000RR Discussion' started by PeterT, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. gixerthou

    gixerthou Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    140
    Likes Received:
    7
    I have a similar story of a friend of mine (zx10 rider - explains alot)

    Having a mid life crisis he went to the local Harley/ducati/aprilla dealer

    wanted to test ride a HD XR1200X and a Ducati Diavel !!!!! - had to sign the £1000 piece of paper

    the sales men suggests that he ride the ducati and my mate follow on the HD - and then later on they would swap - so he could ride both bikes in one go.

    Long story short

    trying to keep up with the diavel on the XR - didnt make a corner

    wrote the bike off - broke one wrist and cracked the bone in the other.

    10 nths later still in a wrist brace and cant ride the zx10 (we have said he cant ride fuck all)

    moral

    dont ride bloody harley's
     
  2. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,794
    Likes Received:
    546
    My mate from the gym lost half his chest coming off a Harley trying to keep up with his mates on sports bikes, he kept saying it's as fast on straights as the sports bikes I said yeah but nit great in corners.

    Then didn't see him for 12 months, then he returned with half his chest missing.

    Lovely to look at them harleys but leave em in the states!
     
  3. gixerthou

    gixerthou Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    140
    Likes Received:
    7
    its because most of the roads are straight - thats why the yanks think HD's are good
     
  4. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,794
    Likes Received:
    546
    I know lol
     
  5. dan.1moore1

    dan.1moore1 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2011
    Messages:
    7,071
    Likes Received:
    1,009
    I had to sign to agree to pay a grand straight away if i crash , had to leave my bank card with them as well

    Let us know how he gets on
     
  6. PeterT

    PeterT Active Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    1,050
    Likes Received:
    247
    dont ride bloody harley's
     
  7. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,794
    Likes Received:
    546
    Makes me laugh is your bank might be maxed to it's limit lol
     
  8. kpone

    kpone Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2011
    Messages:
    14,273
    Likes Received:
    7,893
    I'm pretty certain I would have Gary.
     
  9. zeepony

    zeepony Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2011
    Messages:
    757
    Likes Received:
    245
    I heard of a few bikes that were signed out - mainly sports bikes in London, and signing the £1k deposit thing - then they would come back and say someone stole it!!

    Handed over the £1000 and said they stopped at a shop for something, came out and it was gone.. (into the back of my mates van!)

    Brand new R1 RRP £13k for a grand... bargain.
     
  10. Garyb

    Garyb Moderator.
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2011
    Messages:
    4,962
    Likes Received:
    3,587
    As a kind of good will gesture like ;)
     
  11. kpone

    kpone Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2011
    Messages:
    14,273
    Likes Received:
    7,893
    No, I've ridden bikes into ditches before mate. They say in a crash to let yourself go loose but I've only ever managed to master it from the waist down.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  12. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2011
    Messages:
    2,794
    Likes Received:
    546
    Lol
     
  13. Garyb

    Garyb Moderator.
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2011
    Messages:
    4,962
    Likes Received:
    3,587
    Could you just imagine the look on the salespersons face, shovelling bike out the back of a transit is one thing but a ruddy great Richard the third on the seat for good measure, would just be the icing on the cake.
    I was going to say priceless, but judging from the response from all you good folk, the the going rates a grand. :D
     
    • Like Like x 1
  14. BlackDevil

    BlackDevil God Like

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    6,739
    Likes Received:
    2,019
    Sorry for your mate, not for the bike. Who wants to test ride a Triumpf 800 XC Tiger , it's boring.
     
  15. viper_biker

    viper_biker Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2011
    Messages:
    508
    Likes Received:
    138
    A few years ago a mate of mine was on the hunt for anew 1000cc sports bike and went to the local Suzuki dealership. The shop isn't too far from my house so I got atext asking if I was home and fancied afew laps of the Ulster gp circuit (also on my doorstep)

    Off we went on our way for our first 'sighting' lap. I followed and watched as he tipped into Turnagrough, down goes the knee and I think, 'nice one fella' but it was soon followed by elbow, hip, bum, shoulder and bike. A few rolls of the bike and him and they came to a stop. Thankfully no cars were coming the other way but the only salvageable bits were the motor, frame, swingarm and subframe.

    Funny thing is, the guy in question attends every road race as the on scene, rapid response doctor and has probably been around that corner 100's of times. He actually bought the bike though and took it to therace season after having put it all back together.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. gixerlc

    gixerlc Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2011
    Messages:
    332
    Likes Received:
    58
    now that is one very yum bike :) love that colourway

    gutted for ya mate that sucks >.< half the reason I won't take my mates demo gixer sixer out just in case
     
  17. Remal

    Remal It's ME
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2011
    Messages:
    14,565
    Likes Received:
    3,679
    Quiet the opposite I have found from American friends and non ride ride HD. Yes it's a big culture in the US but think of the size of the place. Loadsof straight roads but I bet there are more twisty roads over then then we have in the Uk due to the size.
     
  18. KRL

    KRL Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2011
    Messages:
    299
    Likes Received:
    50
    That's shit - glad your mate is OK though
     
  19. bladebhoy

    bladebhoy Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2011
    Messages:
    430
    Likes Received:
    104
    ouch a grand thats an expensive ride almost as bad as getting married. my only close call on a test ride was decking out a gold wing on the first roundabout, they dont have the ground clearance of a blade. lol
     
  20. beavis

    beavis Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    316
    Likes Received:
    49
    Test rode a S1000rr when they first came 2 years ago and had to sign up for £2000. I nearly never took it out as it was Febuary and frosty .
     

Share This Page