nasty little fuckers

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  1. Hudson

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    Little scum, i often wonder what i would do if i did arrive back and caught them...... i think i would be in trouble with the police.
     
  2. kpone

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    Only if they found the bits, mate.
     
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    "The accused had obviously fallen down the stairs while gaining entrance to the bungalow"
     
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  5. Hudson

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    Yep, i think a case of thinking on your feet would be needed, with a well placed knife, screwdriver etc within either of their cold hands would be the first job.... swiftly followed by the re-reading of what the exact meaning of self defence under common law is.

    Thinking you know what happened and having evidence to prove what happened can be worlds apart in real crime scenes.
     
  6. dan.1moore1

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    If i ever see the C**Ts that robbed my crosser fom my garage i swear i will knock him out and put him in my boot and take him down my mates house who severed 4 tours in iraq and has now been discharged coz he went nuts lol. guy loves torture lol

    They where from swansea where i work so i can't believe i aint seen them .. Pricks are probably already locked up
     
  7. kpone

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    As a great man once said.........on this actual forum, in fact.


    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
     
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    Not certain they will be mate. I had to install a printer in Sketty a couple of months ago. It was like driving through a zoo, mun.
     
  9. dan.1moore1

    dan.1moore1 Senior Member

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    I can agree with that Ken . Swansea bloody Jacks ey lol
     
  10. Mcguinnessfireblade

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    thankfully I managed to get the paint off the tank and ignition.

    Ill post some pics up when I get chance to.

    Its gone through my head millions of times what Id do if I caught who done it.

    The police as expected have been no help, dusted for prints but couldnt give a shit to be honest.

    as friends have said Ive either pissed someone off (according to them Ive slept with someones mrs) haha
    or its just little kids fucking around.

    either way my garage is like fort knox now.

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  11. dan.1moore1

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    Put a wire cage in and wire it to the house mains lol
     

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