Of course, I'm taking the piss out of them now, but just remembered they're both coming to my house soon...
Wasn't too long ago I remember you told me you can't back down now and what's said is said! Best just side track em as soon as they arrive so they forget, distract the fox by having a nice bottle of wine in the fridge or hand him a couple of mail order beverage mags to browse thru then ask to check out Gary's chicken strips and give the background story on that! With that you should be good for a good long while
True Craig, true. They're easily distracted, coming from, first the north, then Spain, electricity and indoor plumbing should be enough.