Secret blader arrives....

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  1. Carl

    Carl Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the forum

    I have a black blade, nice colour but takes a lot of keeping clean. Mines not a 2012 because the wife does know lol. you better hope she doesn't read the forum.
     
    #21 Carl, Jul 6, 2012
  2. IcarusGreen

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    Believe it or not, my wife actually told me I should buy a 2011 blade new as 'the finance deal was good' and I went for a 2004 because I know I'll thrash it and it's likely to end up in a gravel trap at some point. Maybe a 2013 next year ;)
     
    #22 IcarusGreen, Jul 6, 2012
  3. GappySmeg

    GappySmeg Well-Known Member

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    Welcome mate!

    I recommend getting a new seat fitted... it'll make the new bike more comfortable once the missus has removed your man vegetables!
     
    #23 GappySmeg, Jul 6, 2012
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  4. IcarusGreen

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    At least he won't need to worry about a tank pad or grips as banging his nuts against the tank under hard braking won't be an issue!
     
    #24 IcarusGreen, Jul 6, 2012
  5. kpone

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    And, apparently don't get on it wearing only a short denim skirt if it's been sat in the sun for too long.
     
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  6. Jonny fireblade

    Jonny fireblade Active Member

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    :DShe might notice that you're home from regular rides a bit earlier so just ride further
     
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  7. AshBlade

    AshBlade Riding Goddess

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    I didnt tell my husband id bought my Blade,i just announced there was a dirty great hole in the bank account,"Ive been shopping"!!!.Hes just about got over it 2 years later.:D Welcome to the forum,why didnt you buy a black and white one.???????:rolleyes:
     
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  8. AshBlade

    AshBlade Riding Goddess

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    Kpone.....you haven't been riding around the garden in your Minni skirt again have ya.i did warn ya.:D
     
    #28 AshBlade, Jul 6, 2012
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  9. martinowen

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    Is it bad that I'm now trying to think of something to do under my misses nose to see If I get away with it ???
    Saying that she probably wouldn't even notice if a stranger came home from work and sat infront of the TV in place of me!
     
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  10. AshBlade

    AshBlade Riding Goddess

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    You could try sitting in front of the telly in a dress and see how long it took her to notice.If she doesn't notice in an hour then i think you could get away with a new bike.;)
     
    #30 AshBlade, Jul 6, 2012
  11. Jimbo Vills

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    thats the excuse she'd prob use too if you came home from work and found a strange bloke sat infront of your TV!!
     
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  12. martinowen

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    Surely it should be something she's not used to seeing me do already?
     
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  13. kpone

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    So....many....double....entendres.......Must.......fight..... urge.....to...make...lewd......suggestion!
     
    #33 kpone, Jul 6, 2012
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    Hi and welcome!
     
    #34 BlackDevil, Jul 6, 2012
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    hi plake welcome dude after all that talk about mini skirts ive forgotton what colour did you go for?
     
    #35 dave d, Jul 6, 2012
  16. AshBlade

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    Is it the thought of Kpone in a mini skirt that's put you off,personally i don't think he got the legs for one.:D
     
    #36 AshBlade, Jul 6, 2012
  17. kpone

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    I have a very nicely turned calf, for a man. Unfortunately I'm a hairy bugger and it looks like I'm wearing wicket keeper's pads made of Coconut doormats.

    Damn my Titian flame tonsed beauty!
     
    #37 kpone, Jul 6, 2012
  18. AshBlade

    AshBlade Riding Goddess

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    Sounds like your a victim of your own beauty,sad really.Ever considered waxing the hairy little feckers.Hummmm.????
     
    #38 AshBlade, Jul 6, 2012
  19. kpone

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    Did it once for charidee.

    I'm still crying a little bit.

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. AshBlade

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    I try and avoid any thing painful like waxing.My husbands best razor keeps my hairy bits at bay.(don't tell him because he goes mental):D
     
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