A spokesman for Tesco has assured the public that they are now proceeding with a thorough analysis of their entire burger range. This will include testing their veggie burgers for traces of uniquorn
Mafia films ain't ever going to be the same again, imagine when someone wakes up with a tesco burger on their pillow!
A spokesman from Tesco has stated that they have been using the same meat supplier for many years. Looks like it might have been going on for donkeys years.