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  1. kpone

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    At last. A bit of horse sense.
     
  2. Freedom of choice

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    Had a burger last night and when I woke up this morning I still had a bit between my teeth
     
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    A spokesman for Tesco has assured the public that they are now proceeding with a thorough analysis of their entire burger range. This will include testing their veggie burgers for traces of uniquorn
     
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    Its getting worse, traces of Zebra have now been found in Tesco bar codes....
     
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    Mafia films ain't ever going to be the same again, imagine when someone wakes up with a tesco burger on their pillow!
     
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    Please tell me someone has checked Tesco's Cock-a-leeky soup

    Sent from Freedom's Hellberry
     
  7. gringo

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    i had meat balls they were the dogs bollocks
     
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    A spokesman from Tesco has stated that they have been using the same meat supplier for many years. Looks like it might have been going on for donkeys years.
     

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