What did you do to your bike today???

I think Mr Chin would have to concede defeat to me mate

 

fuck me, I new you lot are tight up there but that’s taking the piss

 

I can see that dry lube you rant about to your mechanic works really well lozzy
You should be ashamed of yourself
I have got some good lube here if you need any

 

What are the red and yellow lines for

 

Some female technical shenanigans that you wouldn't understand Bazza

 

If you can correctly guess the scientific reason I'll forward you a prize

A further clue is that one required 2 lines

 

To make pretty patterns as you rode down the road

 

Lozzy I can't believe thats your chain !

 

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/69834614-afb5-4d7a-bf3b-a14c54306e16

 

Dirty bitch

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Oxford-M...-/184538833845?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

And

https://www.diy.com/departments/bar...2eaeMBoCkkIQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&storeId=1269

 

I'd give you a ' Useful' for that.....but unless it came with a slave bloke to apply it, I'd rather sit on my arse and eat chocolate as it looks like hard work

But thanks anyway

 

'Kin hell, don't want much do you! Are biker chicks so plentiful in your neck of the woods you're struggling to get someone to attend you!? Thought you'd have them queuing up to give you a hand.

 

I would come and lube you up lozzy but I’m not allowed out of nnooorrfolk

 

She's A bit of a dry old girl ,,,,,,,, the chain I mean

 

Bought a second e comfort seat today, may have one for sale when the new one arrives

 

@Lozzy

Tut, tut with that chain, bearing in mind I have shown ya’all before how to stop corrosion, summer or winter riding ......
just keep the bloody thing covered with chain lube, I mean everything

 

Why have you brought a second one?
First one not comfortable enough